Personalities

I thought I would describe some of the people around the base.

The Hippie: Always has on red pants, a black t-shirt, sandals, and a black all cloth cap. Oh, and he uses two black scrunchies in his pony tail.

The Danish Joe Dirte: Unless you have seen the movie or a picture of the character you probably won’t understand. He looks like Joe, hair wise, but his hair is reddish (not bright). Of course he has the facial hair to match. One thing different is his walk. Actually it is more of a strut. There is no way I could get my shoulders, arms, and legs to move like that. He must be real proud of that mullet.

Panama Jack: This una-browed fellow is always found under his straw hat, even at his desk and in the chow hall. I am not sure he sleeps in it, but he must have a manikin head he puts it on at night. He wears his pants a little higher than the waist and he walks kind of stiff like with a slight waddle, even though he is skinny.

The Cougar: She can’t be a day younger than 65 and pours her clothes on in the morning. I keep waiting for her to go face first in the gravel as she seems to have only one pair of shoes…those being stilettos. I couldn’t make that up if I wanted to.